By Ted Burnham
Originally published on Fri December 21, 2012 9:45 am
Good morning! If you can read this, then we offer our congratulations on surviving the Mayan Apocalypse!
You've evidently made it through the initial cataclysm caused by the collision of Earth with an unknown comet, a massive solar storm, a burst of radiation from the center of the galaxy, the mysterious Planet X (aka Nibiru), or some other catastrophe that scientists assured us wouldn't happen.
Read more